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00:00 So the most common question we get is, what kind of positions do people actually use a sex swing for? The great news is that we have a guide of 43 different positions, and I'm gonna go over some of the most popular. I am not going to go over all 43 positions. We would be here going in depth for days. Some of them are just for visual context, or if you're really adventurous or very athletic.
00:32 I'm Madam Ang and I have been making sex swings for more than 15 years. So I am the one that answers the emails, designs the products, talks to the customers. I actually care that you use your sex swing.
00:48 There are three different categories that a sex swing will go into when it's being used. That is a basic, kind of a missionary style basic. There is an oral, and there is the weird. So I'm gonna try to cover a couple of these for you so you know when you get a sex swing what you can do with it.
01:15 The first position I need to talk about is the most popular position, and that is missionary. I would say 90% of the time that you are in a swing, and don't quote me on that because I'm just going off of the emails, I'm not running an official study, but 90% of the time that you are in a swing you will be in the missionary position. This is exactly like it sounds. The girl is in the swing reclined backwards, legs in stirrups, and man is between her legs.
01:42 Now, don't get this confused with missionary in a bed. Very similar but completely different. Because the movement of a swing allows... it's a completely different feeling, plus it allows the man to have a lot more grip control. Trust me.
02:02 So in the missionary, nobody is on their knees. You can stand up. You have a lot more movement of freedom. It is nothing like you see in a movie. It is the crème de la crème of positions, except you would just think it's a boring position, but it's not. It is the best one. One customer called the missionary style the sex assistant, and I love it. Like, it is the perfect analogy for what the missionary in a sex swing is.
02:38 It should be said too about the missionary position that it works with height differences, knee problems, back problems, hip problems. Whatever it is that is getting in the way of you doing missionary in a bed, this will solve all of those problems for you.
02:59 I'm gonna insert my favorite one right here, which is the go deeper sex swing position. This is essentially the missionary, but you're gonna take your legs and you're gonna put them way high, as high as you can put them in the stirrups. This is gonna rotate the pelvis forward and give you super deep penetration, and it is amazing.
03:24 Okay, the next one is what people usually don't buy a sex swing for: oral, and this is a big category. There's a lot of oral positions, but I want you to think of oral in a bed and how that works. Somebody is laying down, relaxed or totally uncomfortable, legs awkwardly spread. The person in the groin area, their neck is all like wonked out. It's all messy, okay?
03:55 In a swing, you can do the same missionary style position, and whoever's giving the oral can go between her legs or his legs and get a chair, sit up, have their neck up, have a much fuller picture of what they're trying to accomplish, okay? The oral position is very overlooked, but once people have one, it is what they spend a lot of their foreplay and a lot of their time doing.
04:31 Okay, so let's go over a couple of these. One is the buffet, and it is exactly like it sounds. You are laying down, spread open, welcoming the feast. And it's amazing, right?
04:47 The smorgasbord. They love the smorgasbord because it takes so much pressure off of a girl's knees, or just the height difference, or she doesn't feel like she has to be stuck in a bed. It is one of the most popular positions that we have.
05:03 Next up is the sword swallower, which is what it sounds like, but she's in the swing, he's over her, and she has a lot more control of how deep and the movements that are happening with him. And it is exactly like it sounds, the sword swallower.
05:25 Another hugely popular one is face sitting. Now, this goes back for eons, face sitting. Like, it's medieval, like you can read about face sitting. But with a swing, you're gonna put him in it, lower it as low as you can possibly get it, and then essentially ride on top of him. It's face sitting.
05:48 This would be a good time to note that with every swing we sell at sexswing.com, you get a free headrest. This headrest, it's going to save your neck and your partner's neck in any of these positions, but especially in oral positions or in the missionary position. There is so much strain put on your neck and your abs in a swing that the headrest just takes that completely away. It is probably one of the best inventions we have ever done.
06:21 Okay, our final category is the weird ones. And to be fair, these can be accomplished, but most of them you have to be pretty athletic or be a yoga specialist. They're usually what people want to see when you look at videos for sex swings, but in reality they're not what people buy sex swings for.
06:43 One of the best, and I have seen this one done, is the helicopter. The one that I saw, he was laying on a bed and she was on a swing over him and she was just spinning. So she had a 360, um, swivel hook on the swing, and he was just pushing her legs and she was spinning on his penis. It, I saw it. It can happen. I think you have to be pretty flexible, um, but it's possible.
07:18 The fidget spinner is basically the helicopter's harder cousin. It can be done, but it's going to take some pretty funny people to get this one accomplished, because I don't think you can do the fidget spinner unless you have humor, and you can see why.
07:37 There's also the mermaid. He's face down. I was looking at this trying to come up with a name, and that's just what it came to, the mermaid.
07:47 Then there's a flying 69, which is literally as complicated as it sounds, and it is a flying 69. If you can accomplish that, I really feel like there is nothing else in this world that you would have to prove yourself for. So for the weird ones, I feel like it is a try them, see how flexible you are, see how strong you are, see how much you can laugh, get back to me on the results, and then just return to the missionary and the oral positions.
08:19 So there you have my take on sex swing positions, and yes, we do have 43, and a lot of them are just fun and funny, but you will return to your missionary and your oral. And if there is one that you love, I would love for you to comment on what your favorite position is. And even if it's one that you can't physically do, just that you wish you could do, definitely leave a comment. I would love to know. So I am Madam Ang. You can find all of our sex swings at sexswing.com.
